Homepage Watch-Hub pointer cleanup — CERTIFIED canonical: https://surprise-lab-mirror-proofs-c7a16b.gitlab.io/proofs/receipts/pages/2026-09-25T20-20-20Z_homepage_watch_pointer_cleanup/out.txt alt (ignore for audit; shows soft-404 regionally): https://surprise-lab-mirror-proofs-c7a16b.gitlab.io/proofs/receipts/pages/2026-09-25T20-20-20Z_homepage_watch_pointer_cleanup/_ALT/out.txt \n9× no-cache GET probes (canonical): [01] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [02] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [03] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [04] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [05] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [06] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [07] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [08] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 [09] bytes=52 lines=1 sha256=bf10bf8648ae7d0af009c68bb3bf430d2ad864c4c2a9ec672c15860b7fb77814 Audit note: ALT mirror may serve soft-404 body (~3,725 B; sha256 cea75b0a…); canonical above is stable and should be used for verification.